Birthday Party

Kayla: Mom, do you know that clouds are blue? (while coloring a rainbow with clouds underneath)

Me: Oh, really?

K: No, that's not my question! I said, do you know that clouds are blue!

Me: (trying to get it right this time) No, I didn't know that.

K: (Shocked!) You didn't!? I know that clouds are blue. Shawn knows that clouds are blue too. You can only come to my birthday party if you know that clouds are blue, so you can't come to my birthday party.

I wonder who's throwing her this birthday party... and if she'll remember in December that I'm not invited to it.

There should be a book made of a child's way of saying things, and then the reader tries to guess what is really being said. Here's what one of the pages would say:

"We can't find any stickers to put on Kayla's antelope!" (Shawn's words)

Can you guess what is being said?

...............

Let's see if you were right:

We can't find any stamps to put on Kayla's envelope!

ha

Maybe I'll be the one to write the book. Just for me.